We analyse the problem of combining linearity, effects, and exceptions, in abstract models of programming languages, as the issue of providing some kind of strength for a monad $𝑇(-\oplus 𝐸)$ in a linear setting. We consider in particular for T the allocation monad, which we introduce to model and study resource-safety properties. We apply these results to a series of two linear effectful calculi for which we establish their resource-safety properties. The first calculus is a linear (optionally ordered) call-by-push-value language with two allocation effects $\text{𝐧𝐞𝐰}$ and $\text{𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞}$. The resource-safety properties follow from the linear and ordered character of the typing rules. We then integrate exceptions with linearity and effects by adjoining default destruction actions to types, as inspired by C++/Rust destructors. We see destructors as objects $𝛿:𝐴\to 𝑇𝐼$ in the slice category over $𝑇𝐼$. This construction gives rise to a second calculus, the resource call-by-push-value, featuring exceptions and destructors, and whose weakening and exchange rules perform side-effects. It is therefore affine at the level of types but ordered at the level of derivations. As in C++ and Rust, a “move” operation—the side-effecting exchange rule—is necessary for releasing resources in random order, as opposed to LIFO order.